Moose-tabolism

My metabolism is off the hook! As soon as I finish eating, I poop, it's crazy! It makes me think though, if I go out and pay for food, did I just pay to poop?

"I'll take a number 2, please"
"That'll be $6.50 for a number 2".

My dad made this dessert last night that consisted of half a bowl of chopped up strawberries, a scoop of yogurt, and with honey glazed all over it. At first I was like, "I don't knowwwwwww", but when I tried it I was like "Daaaaaaaamn, this is awesome!". The honey really made everything tastier, especially mixed in with the yogurt.

I've been coming up with my own food creations lately (in my head) and can't wait to learn more about cooking. I want to be the cool dad that serves up his kids tasty and healthy food.

Guitar Queer-o

I know I'm going end up sounding like the many who complain about crappy music, but I'd rather complain about it than listen to it. Rap is too easy to make fun of, country obviously blows, but it's the guitar playing pop dudes that somehow go unnoticed.

They all sound the same. They all use that "cute" raspy voice that doesn't require any vocal talent. The guitar playing is simple, yet effective amongst weak minds, and they're all dressed by the same wardrobe lady. As soon as one of these whiny guitar songs come on, I think, "this is either Jason Mraz, John Mayer, Jack Johnson, David Cook, Dashboard Confessionals or Russel Crow getting his nuts stuck on his zipper".

Jazon Mraz, John Mayer, Jack Johnson, David Cook, Dashboard, Russel Crow's nuts all learned how to make it from this video:


*blog title taken from a south park episode title