The Perfect Boyfriend

When it comes to relationships and finding a good match, there are always expected essential qualities needed in that person you're looking for, like they must have a sense of humor, be smart, be polite, etc., but what about the specific qualities that you're not prepared for?

I started my relationship with Lara unaware that there were some distinct expectations that I had to meet to be her perfect match and luckily I was able to unknowingly fulfill them.

Distinct Expectation #1 - Ability to handle raw meat with my bare hands.



Yuck!!! Ewwwwww!!!


Distinct Expectation #2 - Killing insects for her

I CRUSH THEM!!!


Hurry insect! Run before Lara sees you alive. RUN!!!



Normal Expectation #3 - Always willing to listen

No problemo


That's so bullshit! I shot him first!


hmm...maybe I shouldn't have posted every picture.