Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Some Thoughts...

It's 3:38am right now and I'm in a sleepy, delusional mood, so I decided to write.

I don't know if my tolerance for people have lowered or that people are just becoming more choke-able. My brother often wishes he was superman (not because he's mentally retarded), but so that he can pick up the useless people in the world and chuck them out of this planet. Although I strongly agree with this fantasy, I think there are better ways to deal with these dead-weights. I can't really think of anything funny to add, so I'm going to stop trying and discontinue the negativity.

I'm super starving right now. I want a sandwich with a fuckfull amount of avocado and cheese in it. I can't really satisfy that craving because it's late and I don't have convenience access to it. I will try my best to dream up that sandwich.

Speaking of dreams, I usually have to wake up around 7am to pee, it sucks! It's really common for me to dream that I used the bathroom, but then a minute later, realize that I haven't gone yet and then I have a second dream that I used the bathroom, and again, realize that I haven't gone yet. When I finally wake up, I'm flooded in my own pee........but when I finally do wake up and go, it's such a wonderful feeling, especially when you have more time to sleep.

The worst though is when your bladder wakes you between that 10-20 minute time frame before your alarm, I think, "I could have been sleeping those extra twelve minutes!!! I know, I'll quickly go pee, go back to bed, and sleep for the remaining 11 minutes". Then 10 minutes later I finally fall asleep and a minute later, stupid alarm goes off being the stupid alarm that it is.

After all that sleep talk, I am now ready to sleep.

1 comment:

Lara said...

I think everyone can relate to this blog. Umm..I have this "friend" that peed in her bed while she was having a dream about peeing. Stupid friend...heh =\