Thursday, April 29, 2010

AETP - Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

I'm going to start my own organization like PETA, but for the people, BY THE PEOPLE!!! (slams fist down). It's about unethical treatment to humans by animals, like being stung by a jellyfish, a bear clawing a hippie-PETA camper, and even the little things like insect bites from asshole mosquitoes.

PETA's a non-profit organization, fuck that! Mine will be a profit organization (cha-ching!). How many times have you feared for your life on a peaceful hike only to be interrupted by a hissing snake or some animal with sharp fangs? You think to yourself, "Man, I don't need this shit, I got fat to burn, skylines to see, and a steak dinner waiting for me at home! Leave me alone scary animal!".

I'm not asking for $20, $10, or even a $1, but with $100, you can help animals from being cruel to you.

C.E.tothemuthaf-ingO. of AETP
Mustafa Sayed


Rana Spicer said...

LOL as always, hilarious. Love your job title, but let's keep that one off the resume.

Mandy Wong said...

HAHAHAHAHHAHHA I just read this right now. I fell asleep last night so didn't get to read it. Cha-Ching! HAHAHAHAHAHA that made me laugh *sigh* always a good show here